How many cops does it take to eat a box of dunkin donuts?

A High EZ Target · #1 (**permalink**) 03-31-2007, 07:39 PM

or maybe they prefer crispy creme?not as tired of being pulled over as much as tired of being accused of stealing my own car! BTW: I have a clean record, believe whatever you want but I have never been convicted. I am a law abiding citizen but not treated as such.lol, my wife is 5'3" and 115 lb. no lard on her at all, but many curves ; )

Big G · #2 (**permalink**) 03-31-2007, 08:37 PM

Both are excellent!

FarOut · #3 (**permalink**) 03-31-2007, 09:14 PM

Axe them that next time they pull you over.

waterboss · #4 (**permalink**) 03-31-2007, 10:30 PM

since it seems you dont anything better to do with your time,why dont you go to the donut shop and ask them, im sure they will be more than happy to let you know

Old Fuzz · #5 (**permalink**) 03-31-2007, 11:48 PM

Depends if they are detectives or patrol officers. Detectives spend time in the office where the box would be and so can graze on the box at will. The patrol officer will only take what he can eat and drive with.

puckheaded · #6 (**permalink**) 04-01-2007, 12:07 AM

It takes a certain person to be a cop. He may need the prerequisite of being an a-hole, but we grant them certain rights. And they are necessary. I don't know if you've noticed but I live in NJ and the cops here look like Dolph Lundgrend. Thick necks eating whole live sheep not donuts.

UncleRico · #7 (**permalink**) 04-01-2007, 12:44 AM

Half as many cops as it would take to carry your lardass wife in the event of an emergency.

dude0795 · #8 (**permalink**) 04-01-2007, 12:52 AM

1 if he's an old timer, 2 if rookies.

Caninelegion · #9 (**permalink**) 04-01-2007, 02:31 AM

Oh, I suspect the same number as the number of cons it takes to eat a box of them. They's all people.Um, Farout - if you did that, wouldn't you be facing the death penalty?

wfsgymwear · #10 (**permalink**) 04-01-2007, 03:26 AM

Your a moron, it is Krispy Kreme... And that is what I prefer because they hook us up for free. Do you prefer the X26 or the OC Spray? Why are all of your questions anti- cop. Is it because you keep getting pulled over and are tired of putting the dope up your ass? Ask real questions or stop asking. Please and thank you. Oh, and it is on average 2 per officer so it would be 6, if you brought in one dozen.