Why does my family get the runs everytime we eat Pizza Hut?

keko · #1 (**permalink**) 04-01-2007, 02:26 AM

TMI, I know, but we love that pizza! We just always regret it afterwards.

Compton · #2 (**permalink**) 04-01-2007, 04:07 AM

If they knew you are a CNN and you tell those little details , they would never eat pizza hut anymore.

CuRRiUs oNe??!! · #3 (**permalink**) 04-01-2007, 05:21 AM

either you guys are lactose intolerent or something is wrong w/ that pizza hut!

rmsmiley69 · #4 (**permalink**) 04-01-2007, 06:46 AM

Pan fried goodness!!!! Fried means grease which tends to go through many people quickly.Try a McHeart Attack and wait about 15 minutes.Thinking toilet paper yet? Or it's possible your entire family is lactose intolerant.Try a regular pizza and see if you get the same results.

Han Solo · #5 (**permalink**) 04-01-2007, 10:42 AM

pizza hut has the greasiest pizza of all pizza places....there is your answer.

Go_Know_Thyself · #6 (**permalink**) 04-01-2007, 01:53 PM

Because there are probably 18 year old disgruntled turds working in the kitchen that take great pleasure in doing all sorts of nasty things to your food...One of the only times in my entire life I got food poisoning was at a Pizza Hut. I don't eat fast food much anymore Chick-fil-A is the only one left I will go to... It's an epidemic!

Norton N · #7 (**permalink**) 04-01-2007, 03:08 PM

You may all share the same malady lactose intollerance. Do you have the same problem with ice cream? If so go buy some Lactaid before your next pizza run. Pardon the pun.

DENNIS O · #8 (**permalink**) 04-01-2007, 04:09 PM

You know you're going to have a colon explosion yet you go back. The question is. Why is my family still alive?